July 11, 2013
When a Guy with a Really Small “Package” Takes His Pants off In Front of Me for the 1st Time, I’m Just Like…

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July 10, 2013
When Someone Constantly Posts Pics of All the Healthy Dinners they Make, I’m Just Like…

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July 10, 2013
When Someone at a Bar Tells Me that I Should “Slow Down”…

July 10, 2013
Today.

July 9, 2013
When Someone Tries to Take a Picture of Me with No Makeup On…

July 9, 2013
Me, When a Party Runs Out of Alcohol…

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July 9, 2013
When I’m Given Actual Work to Do at Work…

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July 9, 2013
Bradley Cooper…

July 9, 2013
When My Friend Starts Reminiscing About Her Horrible Ex, I’m Just Like

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July 9, 2013
When I First Start Playing a New Facebook Game, I’m Like…

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BUT AFTER I GET REALLY GOOD AT IT AND BEAT ALL OF MY FRIENDS…

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July 2, 2013
What My Friends Tell Me After I’ve Had a Particularly Crazy Drunk Night Out…

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July 2, 2013
If I’ve Been Drinking & Meet a Cute Boy who has a Beard, I Just…

BUT IF I’M SOBER…

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July 2, 2013
After Doing Cardio for About 5 Seconds…

June 28, 2013
When There’s a SUPER Sloppy Drunk Person Out & My Friends Want to Leave, I’m Like…

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But If I AM the super sloppy drunk person…

June 28, 2013
When Someone Wants to do Something Lame for their Bachelorette Party or Bridal Shower, I’m Just Like…

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